Red Nose Day 2022

Posted: 18th March 2022

We had lots of fun on Red Nose Day today. We wore our red noses (sadly nobody had a rare one) and our Comic Relief t-shirts and to raise some more money we’ve been telling jokes (of mixed quality!)  Here is a selection, some of which were read out in assembly today: 

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit ?
EGG-Xercise & HARE-robic!

What happens when you cross a werewolf with a sheep?
You need to get a new sheep !

Why did the toddler throw butter out the window
Because she wanted to see a butter-fly

What does the clock do when it is still hungry?
It goes back four seconds

A photon walks into a hotel and gets asked “do you need help with your luggage?”
The photon says, “No, I’m carrying light.”

I wrote a song about a tortilla…
It was more of a wrap.

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead Ends.

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one – and let the other one off.

What is the strongest animal in the world?
A snail, because it can carry a house on its back

A man says to his doctor, “Dr, help me, I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, ‘Sorry, I don’t follow you …’

What do you call a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador

Why did Mrs Grape leave Mr Grape?
Because she was tired of raisin kids!

‘Knock knock, who’s there – Hugo who can’t reach the bell’ 

Why did the Baker cross the road?
Because he had muffin else to do.

What happened when the paperclip and the magnet went on a date?
They were immediately attracted to each other!

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!

What sort of music do young dogs like?
Pup music
Pup Pup Boogie!

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